can I be electric too?

you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(со страницы juanvevo)

We may stop believing in ourselves, but we’ll never stop believing in Messi.

—Andrés Iniesta (via ohmylordmessi)

(со страницы messismyhusband)

Fuck this fucking show I hate it and I’m never watching it again.

—Me talking about my favorite tv show. (via skinnybrynny)

(со страницы anderpsonblaine)


I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(со страницы cryingbecauseofiangallagher)